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 wizardry comes from the belief that self is more cunning than virtue.what if all interactions were the dreams of imaginary castles? Like desperate evenings, all hallucinations begin at the lowest point, then climb into themselves like ghost adventurers.It is here, among the shaded arches, that all life begins anew. When>>>

Starss n Strips

Kill da Habitat and rape the planet’s juicy mousetrap! If the Birds and Beasts can’t stop us, then they forfiet their rights to survive… Only humans gots the pepper! Who’s got the pepper baby! Papa’s got you covered gurrrl… this tongue has magical sex powers! It’s like a little worm of pleasure, wrigglin on your bits till you SCREAM! It’s my little Orgasim Slug baby, and it wants to be a slimey little freak all up inside your lady cave!
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Give us all the Money! $1000 smackers, all in dimes & peso’s, packed in a bag made of recycled woolen hats… the Orphanage of Priceless Sex Acts made me STRONGER THAN SATANS HEEL! 
PARK IT, BITCH!
When the going gets tough, the Guru goes wigga and shoots you in the face, you wrinkled crone! PEACE!

despite our best attempts

https://bombastzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Nopork.mp4   DesPIte OUR BEST attEmpts +++++++++++ We are still here, and still without any lotion for our back fat. The dryness is so DRY… so very much like tree BARK, the DRYNESS hurts my tasty tots. YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM Don’t take my CRACK off me MOM!>>>